But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
