worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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