Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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