love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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