Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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