D3 body, D1 cock
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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