Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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