I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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