Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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