why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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