So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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