But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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