16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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