U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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