Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Farmville is her only friend.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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