Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
