He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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