if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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