rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
false alarm. still invincible.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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