Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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