is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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