He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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