drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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