fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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