I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize