Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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