She is in my trunk
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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