he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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