How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
