she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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