You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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