That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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