A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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