I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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