i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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