"it" just moved
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
