Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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