He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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