So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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