I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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