It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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