I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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