yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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