I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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