hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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