chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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