that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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