Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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