i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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