Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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