Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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