As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
How does one acquire holy water?
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