I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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