? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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