Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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