We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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